Ha! I’m soooo free!
Lunch for today:
Ingredients:
Taufu
Fish (get from fresh-market to ensure freshness and get the fish monger to take off the bones for you and get him to slice/chop/smash/punch the fish till it looks like mince meat)
Button mushroom (2 – 3)
Parsley
Salt
Pepper
Steps:
1. 1. Throw in one taufu into metal bowl.
2. 2.Throw in erm, the sliced/ chopped/ smash / punched fish.
3. 3.Throw in sliced button mushroom.
4. 4.Throw in chopped parsley.
5. 5.Spinkle in some salt.
6. 6. Use a spoon to smash and squash everything.
7. 7.Fill rice cooker with water and throw in the steam-rack.
8. 8.Throw the bowl onto the steam-rack and switch on rice cooker/
9. 9.Walk around for 15 – 30 minutes.
10. 10.Switch off rice cooker and take out the bowl.
11. 11.Squint your face because the fish smells so … smelly.
12. 12.Sprinkle in some pepper / whatever you want.
13. 13. Enjoy!
14. 14.Vomit if you don’t like it and experiment with something else.
Thank you Bye Bye.
~resume F&I formula sheet~
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